Folks, it's not so much that I'm running out of ideas, it's just that I have a lot of unfinished lists that I'm still trying to fill out. In the meantime, I hope you find this list of unlikely, unfortunate, and entirely fictional clown names amusing. It may be the only time you laugh at a clown all year.
- "Pinchy". Just can't keep his hands to himself!
- "Dribbles". That slobbering drooling barrel of laffs.
- "Bunions". Please, kids... Just let me sit down... My feet...
- "Drippy". What's that wet spot? Hey! It's "Drippy"!
- "Rickets". Tons of bow-legged, pigeon-chested, hunch-backed fun.
- "Boner". Is that a balloon animal in his pocket?
- "Kaposi". The clown with AIDS!
- "Tinkles". Who needs a bottle of seltzer water when you've got "Tinkles" around?
- "Fisty". Halp!