This quickie list is based on a game I've long enjoyed where friends and I try to come up with the most unreleasable, unmarketable film titles possible - the only rule being, of course, that no profanity is used. (That would be too easy.) These are some of my favorites. For whatever reason - off-putting subject matter, immediate lawsuits, what have you - I'm betting that no one on earth could get a movie into your local theater with any of the following titles:
- Murder at Disneyland
- Children Are Sexy
- Tom Cruise Is Gay
- Two Hours of Fat Men Defecating
- A Family of Mimes
- Carrots: The Movie
- Star Wars: Episode 7 [2013 UPDATE: Yes, I know.]
- The Woman Who Drank Vomit Constantly
- The Catcher in the Rye